exco:

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

(Source: lesbioniccommando)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

manda:

someone: i love you

me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me

yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.

somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!

me externally: aww i love you too!!

(Source: bpdbot)

Grape soda doesn’t even taste like grapes but it sure as hell taste like purple

(Source: twitter.com)

moistnugget:

tiffanarchy:

conop-8888:

if there was a 6 and a 9 there would be 69 and that’s the sex number

(Source: purple-buddha-project)

doomy:

doomy:

doomy:

why did russia name their capitol building the kremlin they might ahve well just said this is the Big Goblin House

wait thats a gremlin

don’t reblog this post

life-with-axl:

runcibility:

tooiconic:

cheetothecat:

pr1nceshawn:

Bad Cats.

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

ZELDA

I AM DYING THANK YOU 😂😂😂😂😂

harley-quinn:

#remember when thor thought loki had turned himself into a piece of paper

(Source: pamelaisley)

capntony:

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

(Source: capntony)

(Source: labias)

2spleenz:

what the HECK

(Source: cockandballnurture)

cashhhmani:

elaxisfae:

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

Save them

(Source: mi5kle)

snorlaxatives:

me in the club

(Source: snorlaxatives)

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold